SAY WHAT?!

SAY WHAT?!

1Shot – Straight/YURI ft.:

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Author: O.Yumi
Started: 08.15.06
Finished: 08.17.06
Genre: Comedy/Romance/Drama
Theme: Summer in the Sun



“YUKIO! HURRY UP, LAZY A.SS!” Etsuko screamed to Yukio who was walking way behind of them all with all the bags, towels and god knows what else!

“A BIT OF HELP WOULD NOT HURT YOU KNOW!” He screamed back.

“DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU WHY YOU’RE OUR SLAVE?”

“IT’S A F.UCKING STUPID GAME! YOU ALL KNOW I’M NOT GOOD AT IT! IT’S NOT FAIR!”

“WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT IT? CALL YOUR MOMMY?” Akiya asked.

Everyone started to laugh, except for Yukio.

“Haha, funny! I’M LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF!”

They placed another silly bet again. Who ever lost the game will be their slave for a whole week. The game was a silly card-game. The person who made it first to the 1000 points would win. Yukio was never lucky and always lost the game, so he was their slave for a whole week.


They are a group of friends who practically live together! They are Akiya, Kiyoshi, Suuki, Yukio, Yudai, Aki, Aimi, Etsuko & Haruka. They go to school together, they meet after school, they have sleepovers, etc. They even date each other! Well not all and they don’t switch from partners. But ever since Suuki met Haruka they have been a couple, which is like 4 years already; same for Akiya and Etsuko and also for Kiyoshi and Aimi. That means Yukio, Yudai & Aki are still single. Why? No one knows. Yudai is a very handsome looking guy, same for Yukio, though Yukio is a bit clumsy and dorky. As for Aki, she’s a bitchy looking person, but her personality is very pure, nice, beautiful and absolutely not bitchy!


Today it’s Friday and Friday is the “beach day”. They all go to the beach to have some fun and to enjoy life a bit more. Too bad the sun does not always shine on Fridays. But today the sun is shining bright and the beach is packed with Japanese people.

“Let’s make this our spot for today!” Haruka said.

“Hmmm, may I reach my hand to your special spot?” Suuki asked Haruka naughty.

Haruka slapped Suuki in his oh so beautiful face.

“What was that for huh?!” Suuki asked confused and hurt.

“Don’t tell me that hurt?!”

“It did! You meany!” Suuki replied with a childish and sad looking face.

“Oooh, come on! Want some more of where that came from?”

“NO!, but please do reply to my question?”

“I already gave you a answer when I slapped you in your pretty face, you dummy!” And she gave her boyfriend a lovely smile.

Suuki turned his face towards Yudai who was standing next to him. “Do you understand chicks?”

“No man, never did, never will? That’s why I don’t want to be involved with anyone yet. Too much drama!”

“What did you just call us? Us women, chicks?” Haruka asked as she turned herself towards Suuki, with her hand up ready to slap Suuki again.

“Oh-oh, I think you are in trouble! I think you should start running, she seems to be in a bad mood again today.” Yudai said.

“You mean just like yesterday, and the day before yesterday and the day before that day? Oh heck, you mean like always?”

“Excuse me? Oh boy, you just wait! You are in so much trouble! After I’m done with placing my towel on the right place and getting undressed… I WILL DROWN YOU IN THE SEA!”

“Baby please…”

“Baby? Ooh no, don’t you baby me!”

“What is wrong with you?”

“What is wrong with me? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

“Finally you’re here. What took you so long?” Aki asked.

“What took me so long? Well, let’s see…” Yukio replied.

“Oh, never mind! Just put the stuff down and drink some water. Your head looks like a tomato!”

“No s.hit?! And why are they always fighting?”

“I don’t know? Why don’t you ask them?”

“I think now is not such a good time, don’t you think? By the way, what is it about this time?”

“Something dirty and nasty again. Something about he wanted to reach her special spot or something like that?”

Yukio started to grin.

“What are you grinning for you dirty… YOUNG OLD MAN!”

“Young old man? Since when can a man be young and old at the same time?”

“Well… Grrr, darn you!”

“HA-HA-HA!”


After two hours of swimming, fighting, teasing, a bit of romance, chats, etc., it was time to gossip.

“Ok, what do you guys… and girls, think about the new chi… girl, student, in our class? What’s her name again?” Suuki asked trying not to face his girlfriend.

Aki sighed. “Manami.”

“Oh yea, Manami. So? What are your thoughts? Let me hear them!”

“Oh well, she looks nice. A bit weird, but nice.” Yudai replied and the rest of the men agreed by nodding their heads and replying with a ‘yea’.

“Nice? You call that girl nice? I mean she looks like trash.” Haruka replied.

“Naaah, she does not! She looks pretty cool and beautiful. Ok, her clothes are a bit weird, like in not our style, but that does not make her ‘trash’.” Etsuko replied to Haruka in a hurry.

“Well, that’s your opinion! She will try to steal our men you know?!”

“That can’t be Haruka-chan, our men are ours, hooked up, totally stuck. They are going nowhere. We own our men.” Aimi simply said.

“Yo, ssssh, she might hear you!” Kiyoshi said pointing to the left. “There she is, in her bikini. Dam.n she’s white!”

“I wonder if she wants to be my girlfriend!” Yukio asked himself.

“Say what? Why would she want to be your girlfriend? Not even my grandma would want to date you!” Yudai replied giving Yukio an evil-grin.

“Yudai-sama! You’re so funny! He can not date your grandmamma. She’s dead already!” Aimi said and all started to laugh.

Aki looked at Manami and said: “She does not want you, Yukio.”

“Oh really? And why is that?”

“I know her, she’s my ex girlfriend.”

“Aaaw, why did that bitch dump you?” Haruka asked.

“She did not dump me. We broke up because we had to.”

“Wo-wo-wo! Broke up? SAY WHAT?! You two were lovers?” Yudai asked confused.

Aki nodded.

“SAY WHAT?!” They all screamed at the same time.

“WHAT?! May a girl be not lesbian?”

“Why am I always so UNlucky? I finally meet a girl who does not know ME yet and then… She turns out to be a LESBIAN?” Yukio said in a total shock and a bit frustrated.

“Oh my… Can’t believe why you never said a thing! I mean, we did trust you fully and got naked in front of each other after gym!” Etsuko said.

“So? Knowing I’m lesbian makes me less trustable and not worthy to see you naked? I’m not attracted to you, to none of you. Manami is the only one for me. I don’t want no other man or woman besides her. She’s really special and it is wrong to judge someone by it’s cover!”

“True, I am sorry Aki-chan. Please forgive me. It’s just a bit shocking new and then we say things we don’t mean, ne?” Etsuko bowed her head.

“Yes, forgive us all Aki-chan. We were disrespectful!” And all the others bowed their head just like Etsuko did.

“Aaaw you guy’s are so sweet! I will always forgive you, but remember, I will never forget!”

“So, are you two dating again?” Kiyoshi asked.

“I placed a note in her locker, saying that I am still in love with her and that I want her to be with me. I told her to come to the beach if she felt the same way. I told her not to confront me on the beach, but just to wave at me if I spotted her with my eyes and that later this evening I would take her out for a special surprise!”

“Oee so nice! Well she’s here, so she feels the same way… What is the special surprise?” Aimi asked exited.

“I will give her a ring which symbols my love for her while eating dinner in a fancy sushi restaurant.”

“Aaaw that is just so romantic! How come you never gave me a ring before?” Aimi asked Kiyoshi.

“WHAT?!... Well, my love for you is just too special! Can’t express it well enough! Words are not enough, gifts are not enough, nothing that I can say or give will be equal to what I feel for you.”

“Aaaaw that is just so cute!” Aimi said and kissed her boyfriend’s lips.

“Aki-chan? She’s looking constantly over here. Is it not about time to look back? She will faint soon from all the nerves if you don’t do something quick!” Yudai asked.

“You’re right I should.” Aki turned her face towards Manami’s direction and waited for her Manami to look at Aki.

Manami was playing in the sand with her little cousin. They were building a sand castle. When Manami looked up at Aki, she waved and gave her a lovely smile.